What, you don’t like freedom?

America isn’t perfect, as many people learned the day they visited the Chinese app RedNote. But still, while some Americans may now believe that we’re not superior to China, there have to be at least *some* countries we can safely say we’re better than. Like Russia, for example. We’re better than Russia, right? Right? RIGHT???

Well, not according to this Slavic dad. Upon visiting a classic American suburb from St. Petersburg, he can’t stop complaining, with shots taken at the fact that our stores are filled with garbage and our houses are made out of cardboard.

Eh, I hear him, but I still don’t think I’ll be moving to Russia anytime soon.